I rub my hands as I lick my chops
and tell myself my car is tops.
It's as good as thousand cops.
It's got all those things and some more
lots of gizmos and buttons behind each door
and shotguns built inside the floor.
I take pride in in it, be safe in it
I don't have to count each minute
or think of it as indefinate.
How will they stop me and rap me
who will be able to trap me
or exceed themselves to kidnap me.
The answer is none,none,none.
Their bestlaid plans will come unstuck
it's me who'll enjoy the fun
Park my car in a fail-safe shed
and weight its wheels with further lead
otherwise they'll leave me and take my car instead.

Dhananjay Kalyanrao Parkhe